Back in 1621, a group of hardy Pilgrims sat down for a three-day festival of thanksgiving to celebrate surviving plague, starvation, cold, scurvy, Indian attack, and all the other obstacles that made life in the “new world” so delightful. They feasted on game birds, flint corn, venison, eels, shellfish, and native vegetables including beans, turnips, carrots, onions, and pumpkins. (No butter or flour, though, which meant no pumpkin pie. And aren’t you glad we remember them now for turkey instead of eels?)
242 years later, President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed the first “official” Thanksgiving — a national day of “Thanksgiving and Praise to our benificent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.” Since then, it’s become one of America’s favorite holidays, a four-day weekend of friends and family without the Christmas-season hype.
You know who else loves Thanksgiving? Our friends at the IRS, of course. That’s because they get to stuff themselves with taxes on everything connected with our celebration!
All told, Uncle Sam and his colleagues in state and local tax departments take in $3.6 billion in Thanksgiving taxes. That’s enough to buy 165 million turkeys — enough to feed every man, woman, and child in America, with plenty left over for sandwiches.
This Thanksgiving season, you’re probably not setting a place at the table for Uncle Sam. We can’t do much about the tax you’ll pay on your celebration. But we can help you with the tax you’ll pay on the income you earn to pay for it. So don’t be a turkey — call us now for the plan you need, and next year you’ll really have something to give thanks for!
Donna Bordeaux, CPA with Calculated Moves
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